Germany Surrenders, Agrees to Two State Solution

After too many terrorist attacks from the followers of the false prophet and the religion of jihad against our non-Muslim citizens, the government of Germany has decided to submit to the Islamic invaders.


Continuous appeasement by Berlin to our Trojan jihad invaders has led us to surrender and submit to Islam.
We have decided to do what we always tell Israel to do, we shall give German Muslims a state of their own.
Give them an arm and a leg, maybe even our heads, and our best land, that is the only way we can return to a peaceful Germany, we hope ?

It has been decided to surrender all of Western Germany, our largest and best cities and homes, our farms, all our wealth and business to the Germania branch of the Islamic State Caliphate in exchange for the peace.
The invaders will have all of Western Germany and we shall build a tall wall and take infidel East Germany, and start over again.


All non-Muslim Germans will have 4 choices

What have I done ?

1. Flee to East Germany with only the shirt on your back, everything else is booty for the crusader invaders of allah.
2. Commit suicide.
3. Convert to the religion of death and bloody jihad.
4. Flee to the Galapagos Island where there is presently no jihad of Islam.

Islamic Terrorist kills one man and three others wounded near Munich

Some witnesses said he shouted "Allahu akbar" ("God is great" in Arabic) but the motive for the attack is unclear because we Germans are in deep, deep denial and refuse to face reality.
We are presently looking for any cause other than Islam in order to cover up for our insane open door policy to the invaders and crusaders of the religion of jihad.

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The Nobel Committee for the Nobel Peace Prize

We at the Committee are proud to announce a major change to our yearly peace prize award.

For over a century we've prided ourselves in being at the forefront of change, ahead of the curve, (the Islamic Crescent you might say) in leading the world into our strange and dysfunctional utopia.
Remember, we are the ones who gave the Muslim terrorist and prolific murderer of innocents, Yasser Arafat our peace prize as well as the destroyer president of America, Barak Insane Obama, for his drones which bring peace everywhere they fly.

We have decided that in order to submit to our conquerors we shall rename the Nobel Peace Prize, the Noble Jihad Prize.

This should buy us a little time with the murderers of innocents from the bloodthirsty religion of hate and intolerance, we hope ?

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South Sudan: up to 5.3 million people face summer food crisis

Alas for the day! For the day of the Lord is near, And it will come as destruction from the Almighty.
Has not food been cut off before our eyes, Gladness and joy from the house of our God?
The seeds shrivel under their clods;
The storehouses are desolate, The barns are torn down, For the grain is dried up.
How the beasts groan!
The herds of cattle wander aimlessly because there is no pasture for them;
Even the flocks of sheep suffer.
To You, O Lord, I cry;
For fire has devoured the pastures of the wilderness and the flame has burned up all the trees of the field.
Even the beasts of the field pant for You;
For the water brooks are dried up and fire has devoured the pastures of the wilderness.

Joel 1

I wrote this almost a month ago...

Global Famine is Coming

Can you see it coming over the horizon ?